Meet the Team

QUILL

Baby Daddy to 77% of the herd

Likes: “helping” with any task that involves a tool with a handle

Dislike: anyone messing with his One True Love: Pepper

Pepper

Official Herd Matriarch; mother to Inara, Peck and Piper

Dislikes: anyone messing with her kid

Fun Fact: Pepper only has one kid at a time, and she is a total helicopter mom

Inara

Pepper’s first kid; mom to Malcolm

Likes: science fiction

Dislikes: crowds

Piper

Pepper’s last kid

Likes: car rides

Fun Fact: survived a compound leg break at 4 weeks old

Daisy

Mom of Charlie (RIP), Dora & Ferdinand, Ingrid, Georgia & Audrey

Likes: spending time with her kids

Fun Fact: she’s one of those “cool moms”

Ferdinand

Twin brother of Dora

Likes: being an uncle, his best friend Peck

Fun Fact: still taunts Peck’s mom because he can

Georgia

Twin sister of Audrey

Likes: being named after Jennifer’s grandfather

Fun Fact: was named George for the first 6 weeks of her life, until we attempted to neuter her (oops)

Lola

Twin sister to Ramon

Fun Fact: has a serious flair for drama

amos

Grandson of Daisy

Likes: head scratches and pulling ponytails

Winnie

Daughter of Carmel; mom of Ruby

Likes: anonymity

Dislikes: being touched by humans

Monty

Son of Carmel, twin brother to Babs

Real name is Monterey

Ruby

Daughter of Winnie, grandkid of Carmel

Likes: butting unsuspecting humans on the rear end

Wanda

Mom of Heidi; Big Sister of Bea

Fun Fact: Firmly believes pygmies are superior to all other goats

Little bea

Younger Sister of Wanda

Likes: hanging out on the couch

Fun Fact: spent 4 months living in the house due to her birth mom’s unfortunate parenting choices

Peck

Soft-spoken. Understated. Totally Handsome

Dislikes: people who make fun of his voice

Fun Fact: his mom never liked his best friend Ferdinand

Malcolm

Pepper’s only grandchild

Likes: head scratches

Fun Fact: recently discovered people are okay

Dora

Twin sister of Ferdinand; mom to Lola and Ramon

Likes: exploring

Fun Fact: screams bloody murder if she can’t find her brother

Ingrid

Daughter of Daisy- she’s the middle child

a smaller female version of her big brother Ferdinand

Wonders why no one ever pays attention to her

Audrey

Twin sister of Georgia

Likes: being the baby of the herd

Fun Fact: she’s much smaller than her twin due to serious illness at 6 months of age

Ramon

Twin brother to Lola

Carmel

Mom to Winnie, Babs, Monty and Lucia

Likes: palling around with her very best good friend Nico

Fun Fact: also known as The Golden Goat due to the bidding war over her at the 4-H auction. (We won!)

Babs

Daughter of Carmel, twin sister to Monty

Fun Fact: real name is Barbara

Dislikes: formality

Lucia

Daughter of Carmel

Likes: hanging out with her mom

Nico

Uncle to all kids born into the herd

Likes: FOOD, gazing into the eyes of humans, Carmel

Dislikes: anyone between him and FOOD

Heidi

Daughter of Wanda, Niece of Bea

Fun Fact: when she was a tiny kid her mother liked to stash her “somewhere safe” and then forget where it was. No matter how frantically Wanda called for her, Heidi never gave away her location

Forrest

Likes: lounging

Dislikes: long walks